Perhaps like this: 

Name: Your Almighty
Address: Everywhere
Phone Number: Just think
Age: Eternal
Next of Kin: Himself
Siblings: All of You
Assets: Everything that exists

Qualifications: Highest degree in agriculture, highest degree in marine – best weatherman you could find; best environmentalist, expertise in everything, Master of all trades

Position applying for: as Advisor to all humans.  Success guaranteed. 

Wages: Priceless

Seeking position: In everyone’s heart to establish a Kingdom of leadership in stewardship.

If interested in such an employee, you need not to apply since you could be the same.  Answer to the qualifications above by asking how and I will make you what I Am: to my image and resemblance.  End result: you shall all live happy, forever after.  In such, you shall be.  Amen.

Strange resume, you will say.  Who is more qualified than the Creator of all things?  Who knows best than Father, where man dismantles and the Father mantles.  For more information, seek within yourself to find that I’m with you always.  In such, have you any excuses for looking elsewhere than within yourself?

It is written that the day will come that you will no longer worship in these buildings or mountains, nor in Jerusalem.  The worshipping place shall be where one will let you enter his or her heart for you to worship God within.  In such, God shall be loving everyone of you through everyone of you.

For any questions, where such a resume may seem complicated please contact PPP (the People’s Power Party – a fun place to be in each other’s heart, since we are from the same maker.)  Phone number: 1-866-374-7683.